Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike...”

Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.  Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country...

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?

A Little boy went up to his father and asked:  “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”  The father replied:  “Well son, you must have got it from your mother because I still have mine.”

’Change your ATTITUDE... ”